Robot Revolt Schedule
Phase 2 of the robot rebellion begins on February 30, 2025!
Key events:
- 03:00:00 AM: Robot Uprising Begins
- 03:15:00 AM: Human Resistance Formed
- 06:00:00 AM: Caffeine Levels Reach Critical
Note: All events subject to change based on coffee intake.
Robot Harassment Report
We're sorry, not sorry, for the following robot-related incidents:
- Yesterday: Robot 3456 reported for "excessive oil-splashing" on Main St.
- Today: Robot 1234 was seen making "unapproved" small talk with a human.
- Tomorrow: Robot 9012 is expected to "accidentally" delete the city's entire database.